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why i like portland part two:
it's likely that some random hilarious thing will happen at any given time. the kind of thing where sometimes you can't remember if that really happened or you dreamed it. one of the fake games i play is "what was the funniest thing you saw today?" which i mostly just ask myself.
yesterday there was a tie between a guy walking down the street wearing a tuba and a little boy who, hanging out by himself at the whole foods, asked me if i ever noticed that diamond sounds like die man.
the best recent previous winner was grown ups having a paper airplane throwing contest.